New from Amazon Video -- It's 'Star Trek: Incontinence'

"Engage…the walk-in bath!" I was half-expecting Jean Luc Picard to utter those very words to complete his iconic line from the new Star Trek: Picard trailer. And as the screen cut to the Amazon logo, I couldn’t help but feel like I’d just watched some trippy infomercial for "Senior Adventure Travel." Those wide shots of a doddering Picard shuffling through various landscapes -- backpack on his shoulder, look of child-like wonder on his face -- had me reaching for my bottle of Geritol. Seriously, after all the hype and anticipation, this can’t be the new Star Trek we’ve been promised!… [Continue Reading]